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Egoplex.com Mean Santa's Workshop SANTA'S LIST No Toys For No Toys' Sake Crazy Ultraviolent Woman-Hater Will Not Need Toys Where He Is Going Here Is A Threat That Is Not Empty -- No Toys For You! No Toys For Selling Out At Final Clearance Prices Can You Smell What Santa Is Cooking? Here's a Hint -- Not Toys No Toys for Criticizing Toys With Which One Has Not Actually Played Jew-Baiters Get No Toys, Unless, Perhaps, A Deliciously Ironic Dreidel No Toys for Cheap Knockoffs No Dancing? No Toys No Toys for Slackers ABOUT Egoplex.com Santa's Helper I am Santa. Santa does not understand this newfangled R.S.S., but the elves tell him it is important. ARCHIVES October 2006 November 2006 December 2006 I am Santa. Santa believes he has an illustrated book in him. There may be toys for those who help Santa (presuming Santa finds no other, hidden, moral defects). Contact Santa's helper at the link above for information. |
No toys for Tan D. NguyenI am Santa. Harassing legal immigrants to stop them from voting is not nice. Especially when you are yourself an immigrant. No toys for you!Posted by Santa, 10/19/2006 Leave a Comment 0 Comments: |
This is www.MeanSanta.com STATEMENT OF PRINCIPLES Santa knows what you did. So spare the denials. You've been very bad. It's all in the files. He knows when you've been sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows who you've been sleeping with. Have some self-respect, for God's sake! All the schmucks down in Shmuckville get quite sentimental, But Santa thinks your problem's more existential. You're pampered and needy. Your job's in a rut. You're using the Internet mainly for smut. Your mouth is wide open. Your eyes are glued shut. You're searching for something. "Boo hoo, don't know what." You know, Santa is thinking you won't make the cut. See, Santa's decided, and bear with him here, That Christmas should be more selective this year. Naughtiness reigns, so here's what we'll do. Santa will judge. And it's... NO TOYS FOR YOU! Sponsors: |