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Egoplex.com Mean Santa's Workshop SANTA'S LIST Bad Biker Posing As Santa Is Really Pushing His Luck Good Partying Ethics Will Not Result In Toys You May Get Votes, But What You Will Not Get Are Toys No Toys Fo' Shizzle Tattletales Tell Tales Of Toyless Terror N-W-O-T: N------s With Out Toys Show The Goodies, Spare The Toys ...And No Toys For Anyone Who BUYS The Book Either Jolly... My Ass T-Shirt No Toys For Drunks Who Lie With Stupidity ABOUT Egoplex.com Santa's Helper I am Santa. Santa does not understand this newfangled R.S.S., but the elves tell him it is important. ARCHIVES October 2006 November 2006 December 2006 I am Santa. Santa believes he has an illustrated book in him. There may be toys for those who help Santa (presuming Santa finds no other, hidden, moral defects). Contact Santa's helper at the link above for information. |
No toys for John Michael BartonI am Santa. Of all the many offenses committed by puny mortals, there is perhaps none more reprehensible than being naughty whilst pretending to be Santa. Everyone knows that Santa is the spirit of good and righteous vengeance in this metaphorically (and sometimes literally) feces-smeared world. Santa's good name must not be impugned. NO TOYS FOR YOU!Posted by Santa, 12/19/2006 Leave a Comment 0 Comments: No toys for I am Santa. Santa does not know the etymology of the phrase "partying ethics." He presumes it is something that came to Ms. Hilton in a moment of satori stimulated by the feeling of a cool breeze on her uncovered private parts. At any rate, Santa is unconvinced that pole dancing lessons are a reasonable indulgence for the mother of a three-month-old child, although Santa will grudgingly concede that it takes a certain kind of determination to so enthusiastically exercise parts which Santa presumes must still be sore. |
This is www.MeanSanta.com STATEMENT OF PRINCIPLES Santa knows what you did. So spare the denials. You've been very bad. It's all in the files. He knows when you've been sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows who you've been sleeping with. Have some self-respect, for God's sake! All the schmucks down in Shmuckville get quite sentimental, But Santa thinks your problem's more existential. You're pampered and needy. Your job's in a rut. You're using the Internet mainly for smut. Your mouth is wide open. Your eyes are glued shut. You're searching for something. "Boo hoo, don't know what." You know, Santa is thinking you won't make the cut. See, Santa's decided, and bear with him here, That Christmas should be more selective this year. Naughtiness reigns, so here's what we'll do. Santa will judge. And it's... NO TOYS FOR YOU! Sponsors: |